A True Story
One day, Chuck Norris' girlfriend asked him, "Chuck, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" And Chuck Norris flew into a rage, grabbing his girlfriend by the throat and ripping out her skull. He held it proudly aloft, and bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!"
Exactly two years and five months later, Chuck Norris suddenly realized the humor in his triumphal caveat, and laughed so long and so hard that everyone within a three mile radius of his mirth went deaf.
This actually happened.
Exactly two years and five months later, Chuck Norris suddenly realized the humor in his triumphal caveat, and laughed so long and so hard that everyone within a three mile radius of his mirth went deaf.
This actually happened.
posted by Buckwalter at 8:54 AM
2 Comments:
I'm glad I'm married to you and not Chuck Norris. Phew. Good decision there.
It couldn't have happened, because Mr. Norris lost his ability to laugh in a tragic zoo-related mishap as a young boy in Guam.
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