It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

This is an important news update for any future guests at The Ultra Lounge West: as of 10:30 last night (that's Pacific time, kids), Buckwalter and The Madame are in possession of a futon. A co-worker of mine is in the process of redecorating -- her words: "a woman has to change furniture at least once every ten years" -- and she needed a home for both her large leather sofa and her tasty pine futon. Enter myself, The Madame, our friend the Gay Divorcée, and a Displaced New Orleanian.

Together, and with the help of the Family Music Delivery Van, we manhandled the large leather sofa (whose color was termed "Nude" by the Displaced New Orleanian) into the Gay Divorcée's apartment and the futon into the Guest Suite of the ULW. It's comfortable, it's awesome, and it was free. How can you beat that?

Let me break it down for you: it's hard out here for a Pimp. But in the Ultra Lounge West Guest Suite, it just got easier.